The Death Of James
James he was a nice guy,
always remembered to zip his fly,
which really makes you wonder why,
did James the nice guy go and die?
The answer lies in Melonland,
where melons lie and feast on sand,
It's all right if you do not understand,
Grusz stuply fugband lapsipland.
So James, who never did forget,
to blahblahblah and jibboret,
was killed by gnomes from underneath the bed!
They killed his sorry ass, he's dead!
And what's the lesson in this tale?
You better check your e-mail,
for spam from www.hot-male,
cause James was really Rihard Gere.
The Death Of James
James he was a nice guy,
always remembered to zip his fly,
which really makes you wonder why,
did James the nice guy go and die?
The answer lies in Melonland,
where melons lie and feast on sand,
It's all right if you do not understand,
Grusz stuply fugband lapsipland.
So James, who never did forget,
to blahblahblah and jibboret,
was killed by gnomes from underneath the bed!
They killed his sorry ass, he's dead!
And what's the lesson in this tale?
You better check your e-mail,
for spam from www.hot-male,
cause James was really Rihard Gere.